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Jesse James, Monster Garage Star, to Send Hells Angels To The Moon And Back
Long Beach, California - He turns ordinary cars into extraordinary machines and his latest monster garage project will put the Hells Angels on the Moon and possibly land Jesse James a contract with NASA, or a cell in a Federal Penitentiary.
The project, jointly financed by the Hells Angels and the Discovery channel, will put Jesse's skills to the ultimate test. With a total budget of $5000.00, one school bus salvaged from a local junkyard and 7 days, Jesse and his posse of in-laws will face their toughest challenge to date.
To Jesse, it's a combination launch module, lunar orbiter and lunar lander, to the rest of the world, it's better known as a school bus.
"Hells Angels in Space", doesn't sit well with everyone, however, Jesse James believes it's a great idea, "If the Hells Angels were in Space a few months ago, they wouldn't have hesitated rescuing the stranded astronauts on the international space station, it's the unwritten code, all biker's adhere to".
Law enforcement agencies fear the Angels will flood the streets with cheap Moon Dust, or the more addictive rock version.
A spokesperson for the Angels, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said, "Our only motive is to open the first Moon Chapter and be the first organization to put a woman on the Moon. We'll be swinging, but it won't be golf clubs".
NASA is rumored to be in negotiations with Jesse James to construct a space module capable of sending a man to Mars and back. Although Jesse James couldn't confirm this, he did tell us his next out of this world project would probably include a junked 1967 VW van.
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